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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 16:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can you tell me something about yourself?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Science news this week: Overdue earthquakes and star-shaped brain cells - Live Science

No go.

No way

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Then came..

What would happen if the US government told the British government in no uncertain terms all RAF bases with USAF personnel now must follow the Constitution and us law, and if the UK tried to defy this, the US military would directly attack the UK?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

share office space ...

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Fishing is a popular pastime on many US beaches. What is a type of saltwater fish commonly caught from piers or by wading (flounder, redfish, etc.)?